The personal journal of the King, President and Chief Traffic Warden. Well behaved visitors welcome - unless you are wearing khaki shorts.
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I will occasionally patronise you with my presence, but while you are in my waiting room, I do recommend you use your time wisely by buying my most excellent * book.
Of course, this is entirely voluntary, but it does only cost £7.99 plus £1 post and packing, and all proceeds go straight to me, to help me continue my vital work as world leader.
Click on this most excellent image of the book cover - you won't regret it and neither will I.
*EXCELLENT! (The author)
BY THE WAY - SEE MY EXCELLENT 'THOUGHTS OF A WORLD LEADER' FOR A BRILLIANT NEW CONCEPT IN HOLIDAYS.